Witty Wednesdays - The First of Many -

Hello world.

   My time to post for Wednesday is hurriedly coming to an end due to my extreme procrastination. However, we can't end the day without a good laugh and some insightful comments. So, let's get rolling.

   Sporks are like the really smart fat kid from middle school.  They're really useful and handy in a variety of situations.  With a spork you don't have to change utensils when trying to eat pasta and soup in the same meal.  Smart kid can help you with homework, tests and all the crazy problems we all run into in school.  Unfortunately, both carry a social stigma so strong, that despite their usefulness, most people avoid them like the plague, the exceptions being the really lonely kid, the girl with low self esteem, and the school lunch room.  Think about it, comment any more connections you can come up with. I've been thinking about this for three minutes and I'm already convinced, so with some time I'm sure the argument can become very convincing.

One in the Same?

  And, just to end, a funny word and thought for the day...    kamekasi, why do kamekasi pilots wear crash helmets?

  Love ya, check back in a week

 -Roland