Monday, October 29, 2012

Music Sample

Dear Readers,

Well, I am feeling kind of good right now.  I have just finished a good portion of my homework and things are looking up.  Today, I will grace you with a couple "feel good" songs that I  enjoy.





The Mighty Mighty Bosstones: The Impression That I Get
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0





Rancid: Fall Back Down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSXHKlRPN1o





Also, a little hip-hop group called Can't Stop Won't Stop will be performing in Provo Friday night at 8 o'clock at Velour on University Avenue.  So, "if you like what you see (hear), then put your name on it!"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B36Lr0Unp4
(Cool rope swing video, but their song Up, up and Away is in the background)

Short and sweet today, people...



"Staying fresh to death like I'm drowning in Febreze,"
Zac






Saturday, October 27, 2012

Halloween

So this week I am writing a little review on the 2 haunted houses i've been to or been told about so far this season.

1st- Nightmare on 13th... This was really fun! It has 3 different haunted houses, one about random movie monsters, one about clowns, and one about zombies. Of the three, I can't really decide which is the scariest. The most jumpy is the movie monster one, the most trippy is the clown one and the most like just creepy one is the zombie one. I will describe in greater detail the zombie one, you start off in the street and the zombies kind of chase you into the hospital where there are more zombies and lots of bodies and then you go into the morgue and there are bodies everywhere and you are being attacked by zombies the whole time. and then you are tested for the infection and you have to run through or you will be killed. It's pretty cool.

The clown one has a trippy part with these crazy mirror maze and the clowns are popping out everywhere. creepy. and then the spinning hallway where you feel like you are falling over the whole time and then a clown attacks if you arent paying attention. scared me a lot. and then there was a room that was at an angle and all checkered and this guy dressed in a matching checkered leotard thing that was jumping all over the place. creepy. Erica got freaked out at this part and ran into a wall.

The haunted animal one had a big section that was completely black, dark. It was scary trying to find the corners and being on the watch for little animals creatures. Not cool.

Overall, I was pleased but here are a couple recommendation. Go to Taco Bell beforehand and they should have coupons. It's $20 a person. Also, there was quite a line. Not like way bad but still expect to be waiting in line. Also, don't enter in big groups. Pairs are best. 4 maximum. This random asian couple joined us so we were 6 and they wanted to be in front the whole time and then they get all the scary parts and ya, not as fun for those behind.

2nd- House of Chaos in Orem
My friend went to this one and its cool cuz there are 3 levels of intensity. first, normal. the workers can talk and scare but thats it. second, they can touch you. grab onto you. stuff like that. and third, they can pick you up!! and carry you to other parts and leave you!! separate you from your group! crazy stuff like that. It sounds legit. I probably will got check it out.

Well thats my review. I love haunted houses, its basically the only part of Halloween that i actually really like!!

But hey, less than a month until Thanksgiving!!!!!

This is the pumpkin i carved. Best pumpkin i've ever carved actually. Kinda morbid but really cool.

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well thats all

Elliott

Friday, October 26, 2012

Moody's Corner - The Sad Tale of Larry

With respect to Halloween I've decided to write a horror story! Enjoy.

Larry woke up, rolled out of bed, and looked out of his dirty window, staring intently at the bleak and dreary world he had once called home. Things hadn't always been like this. Larry remembered a time where the wrong side of the bed was less a friend a more a now and then acquaintance, seldom called on and less appreciated. He had once enjoyed the finer things in life. The occasional stroll through the fields, fine cheeses, associating with others... But alas, that world was gone. It had left with his wife.

Larry still wasn't sure what had happened that day. He remembered being waken early in the morning, but that kind of thing was normal, especially with young children in the house. What happened next was a blur of flashing lights. Even sound lost its place in his memories. He recalled fighting something with all he was worth. But he had been overpowered by whatever it was, and woke up hours later with a splitting headache.

Larry had searched for her. For weeks he hardly slept. Wandering the city in a doomed quest to restore order to his life. It was in the few days before his surrender that this pervading thought had entered his mind. Blackness. A rough, sweet blackness that might hold all of the answers he was looking for.

Larry was aware of the risks associated with that seemingly infinite stretch of dark, but at this point that made it all the more tempting. He tried to continue as he once had. But again and again that blackness crept into his mind, consuming all hope of regaining normalcy. Larry didn't remember when he decided, perhaps there hadn't been a singular moment. When pressed upon consistently one will inevitably give in. That black was like a slow but steady stream, and he the stubborn landscape.

And so the thought sunk in, taking hold on every waking moment his conscious mind could muster. Yet still he resisted. Still he continued on. Slaving over the mundane and fighting off the malaise that settled comfortably over his life. But still that stretch of beautiful, yet horrifying blackness prodded him into submission.

He yearned to take the first step onto that path. Hoping and praying that what he found was better than what he would be leaving behind. And then what he had decided on struck him. He didn't care what he found on the other side of that wide blackness. He firmly believed that anything, or nothing at all was better than what he had here. Whether or not his wife awaited him didn't matter. Whether or not he passed on into oblivion didn't matter. He WOULD take that first step. And follow it with another, and another until he knew. Because he had to know. He had to. And so he set out. Knowing that this journey would be the last.

As he arrived he became aware of a strange din that he hadn't heard the first time he'd come to this spot. But with his mind set he teetered on the edge.

Step
The thoughts and memories of the life he was leaving behind flashed through his mind.
Step
Somewhere in the distance the sound of a horn blared
Step
An old truck sped ever closer towards Larry
Step
Larry chanced a grin as he realized that his purpose in coming was almost realized
Step
A horn, quickly growing louder, repeated it's raucous beep
Step
"Darn chickens," the truck's driver swore to himself, though he made no attempt at the brakes
Step
Larry turned his head just in time to stare into the gleaming mouth of this approaching monster and thought to himself, "Finally."

The truck drove on, blissfully unaware of the life it had just taken, of the sadness that the life of that little chicken had entailed.

Its driver will never know what we do. He will forever ask himself: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" And we will think to ourselves of Larry, and silently give our answer, "To get to the other side."
In case you didn't get it, Larry was a chicken. And this whole thing was a new morbid take on that timeless classic. Hope you enjoyed it, try not to be too sad and have a happy Halloween!
Love as always,
Moody

Monday, October 22, 2012

McEconomics

Dear Readers,

I would first like to thank a few friends who inspired the topic for today (you know who you are).


McDonald's... So, many things come to mind when this fast food chain is mentioned.  I think back to my childhood years when I would cry to visit the Golden Arches and partake of its semi-permeable chicken and beef products... Anyway, this fast food giant is all about economically making it big.  How big?

Big enough to warrant a "super sized" documentary. (One of my favorite films...)






Big enough that The Economist puts out a yearly comparison of Big Mac prices in different countries as an illustration of "purchasing-power parity."
(Note: in 2011, a Big Mac in Israel cost 15.90 shekels.  A Big Mac in the U.S. cost 4.07 USD.  The exchange rate between USD and shekels was 3.4, meaning, that a "U.S" Big Mac was bought for 13.83 shekels.  One could, theoretically, export U.S. Big Macs to Israel and try to make a profit.  Now, the overhead costs will most likely exceed any revenue made in this venture... but, a Canadian Big Mac could be bought for 4.73 Canadian dollars (4.49 USD)... so, we could cut some of those costs by doing the same export of US Big Macs with our much nearer neighbors to the north...)



Well, you can figure this one out...





u (unemployment rate)+ 1 = McDouble
[Unemployment rate = #of unemployed/labor force]
(#of unemployed/labor force) + 1 = McDouble
...
(McDouble -1) x labor force = # of unemployed

Therefore, by decreasing McDouble, we will be able to decrease the number of unemployed Americans.




Well, I don't know if anyone thought this was funny, but...



Stay thirsty, my friends,
Zac

P.S. look out for the Chicken McNugget Fairy...


Friday, October 19, 2012

Moody's Corner - Attack of Group Puns

It happened again, this week we were struck by the power of a grop text message. this time it came int he form of puns on the name Kassie. I would love to tell you in came from some awesome story, but realistically it went like this.

Caroline: go to bed Kasshole!
Kassie: *Kassie
Me: Kasserole
Kassie: No no, we're not doing this.

And then things got crazy. Here's what was said.

JacKass
The Kasspian Sea
Kass Kisser
Why's everyone so kassy today?
Can we kasstrate her?
Kassenstance
Kassette Tape
She's a real Kassanova
She's from Kassablanca
Rocks a stratokasser
Eats kassnip
Kascade effect
She's a good kasser
And a pain in the kass
We need to kassolidate these in one place
Favorite song: Cape Cod Kassa Kassa
Kassassin
A rebel without a kass
A kassmere cardigan
Oil prices are kasstronomical!
Firing my wookie bowkasser
This just in on our special news kasst
The Cleveland Kassaliers
Kasspianage
Kasstronomy
Kasstrology: the study of Kassie's horoscopes
Kasstrati
Bible say: repent less ye be kasst off
I drive a kasserati
High tenor = kasstrato
To kassed a fishing pole
Nurse say drink kasster oil
The kaste system
Sarkassm
Kassachusettes
Kassifrass
Kasserian Section
Mi kassa es tu kassa
That was pretty krass man...

And I'm sure there were more... But man I was in tears basically the whole time.
It's been a crazy week for a lot of people, this being midterms week and all. Well this and next week. I noticed something waiting in line today... You see I was on campus for about 13 hours today. Anyway, if we studied like we do while waiting in line at the testing center all the time, we'd be really smart and wouldn't get stressed as often. Also some of the habits that people pick up right before taking a test are funny. Like the guy that repeatedly shuffles back and forth incessantly, or the girl that bobs her head, or the guy that yawns... Wait that one is me. I yawn. I'm weird sometimes. Or most of the time. Ok BYE!
Lovesies,
Moody


PS We totally got Juliana tonight and changed her facebook so that she was engaged to me. These are the memes some of her friends I don't even know made. I want to meet these people.



Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Wood Wednesdays (formerly Witty Wednesdays) - Sugar Rush

   With the wonderful day of Halloween rapidly approaching, I figured it's high time we discussed the most important thing that will come with along with All Hallows' Eve...

CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Coming from an experienced sweet-tooth, this is a serious subject.  Not all candies were created equal.  It's rare to find a candy that's just gross, the exception being necco wafers and valentine's hearts, but there are definitely some that win king of the hill on the big rock candy mountain.  Now, some of you may argue that my rankings aren't correct, but ask anybody's dentist who has eaten the most candy and I'm pretty sure I'll win, so suck it up and accept it.  Now, to continue with my lists theme...

It's kind of a long list, I guess that what comes with 20 some years of extreme carb consumption. So listen to this while you scan through...


187 - Necco Wafers and Valentine's Hearts
186-44 - Insert a bunch of random Indian, Mexican and British candies, all of which I'm sure are better than Necco Wafers and Valentine's Hearts 
43 - Pez
42 - Smarties
41 - Peeps
40 - Lifesavers
39 - Hershey's Kiss & Hershey's Bars
38 - 3 Musketeers
37 - Red Vines
36 - Candy Corn
35 - Candy Pumpkins
34 - Gummi Bears
33 - M&M's (if there were still crispy M&M's this would probably be higher, but they dug their own grave when they phased them out and tried replacing them with pretzel M&M's. not. the. same.
32 - Almond Joy
31 - Mr. Goodbars
30 - Reese's Pieces
29 - Whoppers
28 - Sour Patch Kids
27 - Penguin Bars
26 - Skittles
25 - Tootsie Rolls
24 - Tootsie Pops
23 - Charleston Chews (Way good if you eat them out of the freezer. That goes for Big Hunks later on too.)
22 - Starburst
21 - Salt Water Taffy
20 - Butterfingers
19 - Good & Plenty's
18 - Werther's Original
17 - Heath Bars
16 - Cow Tails
15 - Milky Way
14 - Toblerone Bars
13 - Kit-Kats
12 - Twix
11 - Milk Duds
10 - Payday
9 - Baby Ruth
8 - Chocolate Oranges
7 - Swedish Fish
6 - Big Hunks
5 - Cadbury Mini-Eggs
4 - Reese's (Mini's are the best)
3 - Snickers
2 -Aero Bars (Awesome british candybar.  The mint ones are the best.)
1 - Twizzlers

   I know people are going to debate my number one, so here I'll post my defense. First, Twizzlers are a hands free food. Once the package is open there's no rappers to deal with and you can eat it like a tree chipper once it's in your mouth just a little bit.  Second, they're sweet, but not overly sweet, so you can eat a ton of them without have to get some milk or a glass of water which makes a lot of the chocolate products hard sometimes.  Third, they don't make you're fingers gross.  Chocolate tends to melt, powder gets messy, M&M's get color all over your hands, etc.  So, to all those who will post to contend this, too bad. You're wrong.

Hooray for Halloween!

P.S. If anyone gives me necco wafers or Valentine's hearts for Halloween, I will tear your tongue out, because you don't deserve to taste candy anymore. You've been forewarned...

'Til Next Week!

-Roland

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Tuesdays with Ian - Formal Education Has a Pretty Steep Learning Curve

Could learning be its own reward?

For the past 21 years of my life I have been learning in a variety of different contexts, environments, and circumstances.  At least 15 of my 21 have been spent in the rigid confines of formal education where, for me at least, learning commonly takes a backseat to earning an "A" and performing better than those around me.  Achievement becomes not so much a function of gaining intelligence, so much as it is a function of getting the highest marks with the least amount of effort.

There are some things about formal education that seem counter-intuitive   Complaining about teachers assigning difficult assignments becomes the norm.  An almost reflexive aversion to anything that could be described as "difficult" or "challenging" develops as one thoroughly peruses submissions to ratemyprofessor.org in an effort to determine which prospective professor has the highest "easiness" rating.  Studying is not a gay (ie light-hearted, merry, cheerful, jolly) past-time adopted for personal improvement, but a laborious task requiring almost an inhuman supply of willpower.  Teachers are not benevolent educators with our best interests at heart so much as nefarious sadists bent on ruining our lives with an ever increasing burden of "assignments" designed to occupy our precious time that could be spent on other far more rewarding enterprises.  Think of the countless hours of television left unwatched, number of friends left un-hung-out with, the number of thumbs left un-twiddled (generally 2 for most people)!  All time ruinously sacrificed to the heathen deities of homework, projects, and papers.

Hyperbole aside, how has the pursuit of education, learning, and ultimately, greater knowledge become such a trial?  After all, we not only gain knowledge, described by the Bible as preferable even to "choicest gold" (Proverbs 8:10), but are further incentivized by grades and the promise of a higher salary (actual gold if you're interested in investing in that kind of thing...) and a better position in the professional world.  We should be clamoring for more assignments!  More homework!  More papers!  We should be thrilled at the opportunity to read dense scientific studies of genomic loci and the influence their expression has on the human cell!  Providence should be thanked for the creative outlet our history professor so graciously bestows in the form of a 15 page research paper on the causes of the French Revolution!  Exhilaration should be our response at the prospect of spending hours in the library doing nothing but solving complex math equations!  Not loathing!  Not dread!

So why is it that the aforementioned response are not elicited?  Here are some of my theories:

1. People are lazy - learning takes work, and, let's be honest, watching TV is so much easier
2. The love for learning should be intrinsic.  Bill Gates didn't begin programming because someone assigned him to.  He did it because he had passion for it.  The grades and points and marks of formal education provide an extrinsic motivation that in a very real sense degrades our intrinsic satisfaction at having learned something new.  Consider, for example, the fact that I am writing this blog post.  It's fun.  No one assigned me to do it (unless you count Zac or Johnson) and so it becomes a hobby rather than a chore.  Sometimes things are mundane just because people tell you to do them.
3. Competition is at the heart of formal education.  Some classes are designed to weed out the less competitive.  Although this might work well for creating a ranking by which we can determine who gets better jobs and who gets worse jobs, it's not exactly an environment where passion for learning is developed.  It's great to get the right answer.  But it's even better if I'm right and you get it wrong.
4. Most tests are designed to elicit a structured regurgitation of information.  Information told to you by your professor, who is always right.  Although you may get fairly proficient at repeating facts and getting the "right" answer, it's not exactly a recipe for creative development.

There are probably more but that's about all I can think of right now.

What's the solution?  Bake a cake full of rainbows and smiles!  Also I don't know but I'm open to any suggestions.

Albert Einstein once said "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."

But let's be honest, he probably only said that because he was too stupid to get good grades.

Einstein's mediocre grades... and we all know what a loser he was... right?

Monday, October 15, 2012

Captain Planet

Dear Readers,

I spent some time pondering about what to write today.  I thought it was time that Monday got what it deserves, a nickname that allows us to look back into the past.  Let me explain.  You have "Throwback Thursday," "Wayback Wednesday," "Time Machine Tuesday," et cetera.  So, let me present... "Memory Monday?"  (No, worries, it's just for today).  If you are too young to remember the "Captain Planet" cartoon series, stop reading now... (but seriously, stop reading).

I did a little research and it turned into a giant messy chain of... well, messiness.  Please try to keep up with the following.

"Captain Planet" was an attempt to help us, the youth, to be environmentally aware and protect the environment and recycle and all that jazz.  Captain Planet was eco-friendly.  As you all know, he was made up of 5 elements that were possessed in rings by 5 youths from around the world.  One of them was Kwame, from Africa, who had the Earth ring.  Hello, Kwame!



The "Captain Planet" series was a frequent stop for B+ list actors to show off their voice talents (i.e. John Ratzenburg, Whoopi Goldberg).  The voice of Kwame was provided by LeVar Burton.  Who is LeVar Burton?...

Kunta Kinte (Toby) from Roots.



Geordi La Forge from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

He was in Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones.  (Whagawan dey, buddy?!?)



He fought for the environment and "stuff like that" with Tipper Gore (she's scary, but not as scary as Hillary Rodham Clinton... now that's an "Inconvenient Truth")

But, most of us know Mr. Burton like this...


Thanks, LeVar!  The children of the 90's still love you!

Sincerely,
ZIPSON

Friday, October 12, 2012

My Observations

on how to get girls from movies...

First of all, I apologize for not doing my blog last week..

moving on....

So this week I watched The Phantom of the Opera and Moulin Rouge one night. It was awesome. But anyways, after watching those I've been debating with  myself over which male/female duet is the best of all time. I have narrowed them down to 3... 1- Endless Love (Glee version) 2- All I Ask of You from the Phantom of the Opera and 3- A Whole New World from Aladdin.....i'm not sure about the order. and i am open to suggestions for more. they all are amazing and they all have something in common...................... THE GIRL FALLS IN LOVE!!!!

Here is the secret, girls like being sung to. And then they start singing along, and the song ends with you two madly in love, usually making out.

So, here are some things you need to avoid if you are going to try this. 1- please actually be a pretty singer. You don't need to be amazing (look at Gerard Butler) but you have to be okay 2- make sure you have a background orchestra ready. 3- If she doesn't start singing along, just stop... its just awkward.

Well Good Luck everyone. I know it will work.

Elliott

PS. I would marry Emmy Rossum tomorrow if given the opportunity

PSS. Oregon improved to 6-0 crushing Udub..

Moody's Corner - Teriyaki Sticks and Other Disappointments

     Again I found myself with a few extra minutes today, so I gave this girl a ring (not like engaged status, I hit her up on the phone, shout out to Nikki) and we headed over to grab some snackage from the CougarEat. The both of us only had about 30 minutes to eat so of course I grabbed a ready made rice bowl from the fabled Teriyaki Sticks. Bad decision people. Never in my life have I bought a bowl from that accursed place and thought, "I'm glad I ate that." Never. And this time was no exception.
     It was supposed to be a spicy chicken rice bowl. What I ended up eating was some type of gelatinous whitish-brown goop topped with old chicken slathered in generic red sauce. As you can imagine I was less than pleased. But enough of that, I ate and now I'm full. Good to go. But things only got worse from there.
    So me and Nikki are innocently sitting at a table a fair bit apart from everyone else. That bit is important for what happens next. You see, I had to stretch out my stomach after eating that weird lard bowl, so I pulled that move where you lean back in your chair with your hands locked behind your head. Unbeknownst to me, a person of the feminine persuasion had taken up residence behind my seat. The poor thing was just minding her business, eating her own food. Anyway, I leaned back and somehow got my hands all up in her hair.
    Imagine this, you're eating alone and suddenly some stranger is playing with your hair. Weird you out right? Right. Well now you know how the poor girl who sat in the wrong place felt. I still feel bad about probably ruining her day.
     In other news I just succeeded in pulling the seat belt buckle out fo my car. It's been broken for about 3 weeks now. Every no and then it would lock, but I'm not comfortable diving to Vegas without it. So I'm gonna buy a new one tomorrow. Hopefully it won't cost me any more than 20 bucks... So that's another disappointment.
     Can't wait to get down to see my family. Also two of my best friends getting married. Woot woot!
Seriously though never ever buy teriyaki sticks. Not worth your money. Or the stomach pain that's bound to follow. Someone teach me how to go bed before 2 AM please.
And this is what I hope that girl was saying right before the incident. But what she was really thinking was probably something different entirely.


Love as always,
Moody

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Witty Wednesdays - The Return

After a two week (?) hiatus, we're back!  And this time, with a topic some may find fascinating, and others may find irresistibly boring...

Nerd Confessions!


I'm a big fan of lists, since it prevents me from having to think as much, so we'll see how much info I can pump out before I get too embarrassed and back out. 

1. I grew up watching my older brothers play video games, hence I find watching people play video games a thoroughly entertaining activity.  It's probably because of this that I spent 4 hours or so a few weeks ago watching the DoTA 2 semifinals and championships.

2. I currently have 24.7 hrs played within the past two weeks on my steam accout. (although to be fair, a lot of those hours are when i go afk and just leave a game on.)

3. The longest I've ever stayed up was probably something around 55 hours.  We pulled one video game all-nighter (mostly Call of Duty and Warhammer) and then decided to do another one the next day.  I'm not sure whose idea that was, but we did, and it was terrible.  I slept for just a little under a full day afterwards.  Now that was glorious.

4. The notification sound on my phone is the Samus' appearance sound from Super Metroid.

5. I find video games with a good story more entertaining than most movies. Bastion, FF7, Half-Life 2, Starcraft 1 & 2, the Mass Effect franchise (and really pretty much anything by BioWare), FF3, and many others which I just can't recall right now.

6. I am constantly nostalgic for Super Nintendo games.

7. Sometimes I think I'm more concerned with my KtD than my grades.

8. My brothers and I idea of hanging out on a Friday/Saturday night? Left 4 Dead 2, Team Fortress, Starcraft 2. Seriously though, don't ask me what I did last week.

9. I am perpetually engaged in holding back nerdy comments and video game rants from leaving my mouth.  It's like the Hoover Dam people!

10. My high school laptop had an imprint on the left side where my wrist went when positioned over WASD.

And the list could go on, but I figure nobody can stand hearing about my nerd habits for more than a page, so I'll just sum it up with this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKrvCVAD2xA

Yeah, I own that shirt.

Forever embarassed,
Roland


Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Tuesdays with Ian - Barbershop



I have found my calling in life: barbershop.  And not the kind that specializes in cutting hair.

Yes. I have joined the BYU Barbershop club and ushered in a whole new era of barbershop awesomeness. I realize I could probably be more articulate than using the word "awesomeness" but it doesn't matter.  Barbershop is awesome.

So for those of you who don't know what barbershop harmony is, allow me to explain.  According to the Barbershop Harmony Society (BHS), "Barbershop music features songs with understandable lyrics and easily singable melodies, whose tones clearly define a tonal center and imply major and minor chords and barbershop (dominant and secondary dominant) seventh chords that resolve primarily around the circle of fifths, while making frequent use of other resolutions." 

So... I don't really pretend to understand what exactly that means... but... It does sound amazing.  There's a special "ring" to it that you can hear when the chords "lock" together just right.  It's fun singing "tags" which are short 2 or so line songs that you can sing in a couple seconds with your group.  

Here's a link to Vocal Spectrum, one of the best quartets around.  I can't actually listen to this right now since people are watching a movie around me but that's okay.  I'll listen later.  I have it on good authority that they are one of the best quartets around.  So... Enjoy!




Monday, October 8, 2012

Monday... again.


Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

Sometimes, I pretend I run like this...




or this...





Girls think I run like this...



 but, I really run like this...
Stay thirsty, my friends.

One Love,
ZIPSON

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Random Roomie Rick's First Post

Hey guys, we collectively noticed that a couple posts were missed this week, from which arises the need for random roomie to show himself for the first time, call me Rick. So here I am. Here's the question for you all this week: What is the right way to handle relationships?
People fall under two categories:

1) Those who jump too quickly into relationships without weighing their options
                       and
2) Those who consider too long and never commit

How would you classify yourself? And more importantly, who's right? If you're type 1, how long do you wait for type 2? If you're type 2, how do you make sure that type 1 actually likes you? Are two type 1's a recipe for heart break? Are two type 2's destined to live with commitment issues for the length of their relationship?
I wish I could answer this. I wish any of us could! But maybe that's just how you know when you've finally found the right one. When you act differently than your original nature. For type 1 that would mean stepping back and actually considering the person, with all of their pros and cons, and considering a real future with them. For 2 realizing that you don't need time to decide, knowing it's going to work without mapping all possible futures.

But hey what do I know. I'm not married yet so I couldn't use experience to tell all of you how it happens. Maybe that fairy tale moment when you 'just know' doesn't happen at all. What if deciding it's more like jumping off of a cliff without ever having seen the bottom? Terrifying. Yet somehow the ending is more beautiful than you were told, if only for the risk you took to get there. Or maybe it's like finally finishing a masterpiece. Each stroke painstakingly placed just so. You know what you were making when you began, and the sum of the whole is everything you imagined, nay everything you planned it to be.

Look at me get all deep. I'm a regular... Famous person that wrote good. Keep faith dudes! Love works out at some point.

Rick

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Moody's Corner: Group Texts

About 20 minutes ago I decided to play a game with one of my favorite people: Kassie. She replied to a mass text I sent out in desperation looking for someone to chill with for 30 minutes on a class break. None were available, so I turned to amusing myself with the question game. What is the question game you ask? It's simple. Start a conversation and keep it going using only questions as long as possible. The only catch is that the other person can't figure out what you're doing.
So the game was going just fine up until Kassie told me she works for Crest Financial... Which I assumed was the toothpaste company. Now I'll admit that the people I choose to surround myself with are often extremely witty. So as soon as I expressed my opinion on the matter the flood gates opened. I'm talking puns on plaque, canines, incisors, fillings, the whole nine yards. And all this time I'm trying to keep my own little game going while getting in on the world of tooth related humor. In fact let me cite a few of my favorites. I'll put the puns in bold.

It started with:
"To get a job at Crest you must have a plaque on your wall."
Other gems:
"Ok guys, let's play nice. Kassie has fillings too."
"Guys this isn't something you can just brush off."
"I hear she got the job by word of mouth, didn't even know the drill."
"Kassie is enameled with all of us."

And that wasn't even all of them. Seriously I was sitting in the library just laughing to myself and looking for all the world like a crazy person.
Anyway somewhere in the middle of all of this I walked into class and found our beloved Zac. The first thing he says? "How do I get taken off the group text?" Wait what, you want out? He did. Our resident grumpy gills refused to participate in our games. Too mature, is that it Zac? Fine. I'm childish then. *whimpers*
So is the iPhone worth its price? i don't know. But man are group messages fun!


In other news this week, I am now addicted to Mumford and Sons. I drove a roommate to lacrosse at 6 in the morning (aren't I just the best?). We played croquet dressed real Ivy League before the presidential debate and topped it all off with 40 nuggets from teh D's. And we're headed to St. George Friday night! Woot woot.
Love as always,
Moody

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Tuesdays with Ian - Chinatown

On center street in Provo, in a charmless and rather off-putting kindergarten-esque atmosphere, one can lounge upon a cafeteria-style plastic bench and enjoy (using the word loosely) a steaming heap of vile fraud.  China Garden is anything but what the name implies: authentically Chinese and garden fresh.  In fact, due to the heavy industrialization and urbanization prevalent in China over the past few years, Chinese gardens are few and far between anyway making the whole thing something of a misnomer.  

A startling revelation of the past couple years of my life is this: there is an invisible hand of mediocrity that somehow taints every semblance of Chinese cuisine that migrates across the Pacific Ocean.  In a twisted feat of wicked transformation, appetizing dishes of a stellar caliber are degenerated into unimpressive and in some cases downright sickening imitations of the real thing.

But what occurs during this process of transformation?  What is the secret behind this evil metamorphosis from light and flavorful 炒面 (Chao mian) to greasy, MSG-soaked Chao mein, mouth-watering 锅贴(guo tie) to gag-reflex-inducing pot stickers, and delightfully crispy 春卷(chunjuan) to soggy egg rolls?  Are fresh ingredients not as readily available in the US of A?  Are they drastically more expensive and therefore cheap substitutes are purchased in their place (if so then I strongly object to having paid $8.60 for my Moo Goo Gai Pan last week)?  Do sea squalls or pressurized aircraft chambers somehow irreparably damage recipes brought from the east to west hemisphere?

Questions like these may never find an answer but one thing is for sure: almost every single Chinese restaurant that immigrates to the United States is a foul and depressing shadow of its former glory.  

I weep for you China Garden.

P.S.  Fortune cookies don't exist in China

Monday, October 1, 2012

There's Bears in them Mountains

Dear Proletariat,

The difference between a hobby and a passion.  "I don't love to (insert favorite past time), I have to (insert favorite past time)."  I love running, and sometimes it crosses the border into the realm of a vital necessity.  Now, I am not that fast and I do not run that far, but, I like to think of myself, as Yogi Bear would say, as "faster than the average bear..."  Which led me to the following research on the Google...

Here's the scary news to put things in perspective...


It was calculated that Usain Bolt ran his record setting 100m and 200m at around a 23 mph average.  The top speed for a grizzly bear is 34.8 mph.  Lean black bears can exceed 30 mph.  Can run uphill, downhill, or on level ground.  Fat bears in winter coats overheat and tire quickly.  There has been approximately 8 deaths by bears in the U.S. in the past 2 years.  Here's how you avoid becoming a statistic.





1.) Hang out with fat bears
2.) Hang out with fat friends
3.) Don't text and hang out with bears.
4.) Become roughly 1.5 times faster than Usain Bolt
or
5.) Take up seal clubbing (land speed of a seal < land speed of bear)




"Save a life, don't text and bear."


Stay Kitchen Clean,

ZIPSON