Moody's Corner - Attack of Group Puns

It happened again, this week we were struck by the power of a grop text message. this time it came int he form of puns on the name Kassie. I would love to tell you in came from some awesome story, but realistically it went like this.

Caroline: go to bed Kasshole!
Kassie: *Kassie
Me: Kasserole
Kassie: No no, we're not doing this.

And then things got crazy. Here's what was said.

JacKass
The Kasspian Sea
Kass Kisser
Why's everyone so kassy today?
Can we kasstrate her?
Kassenstance
Kassette Tape
She's a real Kassanova
She's from Kassablanca
Rocks a stratokasser
Eats kassnip
Kascade effect
She's a good kasser
And a pain in the kass
We need to kassolidate these in one place
Favorite song: Cape Cod Kassa Kassa
Kassassin
A rebel without a kass
A kassmere cardigan
Oil prices are kasstronomical!
Firing my wookie bowkasser
This just in on our special news kasst
The Cleveland Kassaliers
Kasspianage
Kasstronomy
Kasstrology: the study of Kassie's horoscopes
Kasstrati
Bible say: repent less ye be kasst off
I drive a kasserati
High tenor = kasstrato
To kassed a fishing pole
Nurse say drink kasster oil
The kaste system
Sarkassm
Kassachusettes
Kassifrass
Kasserian Section
Mi kassa es tu kassa
That was pretty krass man...

And I'm sure there were more... But man I was in tears basically the whole time.
It's been a crazy week for a lot of people, this being midterms week and all. Well this and next week. I noticed something waiting in line today... You see I was on campus for about 13 hours today. Anyway, if we studied like we do while waiting in line at the testing center all the time, we'd be really smart and wouldn't get stressed as often. Also some of the habits that people pick up right before taking a test are funny. Like the guy that repeatedly shuffles back and forth incessantly, or the girl that bobs her head, or the guy that yawns... Wait that one is me. I yawn. I'm weird sometimes. Or most of the time. Ok BYE!
Lovesies,
Moody


PS We totally got Juliana tonight and changed her facebook so that she was engaged to me. These are the memes some of her friends I don't even know made. I want to meet these people.