Moody's Corner - Little Things

It's been a while since I last posted and we're all very sorry. Well those of us who still post are anyway. Finals are coming up soon so I'm gonna keep this one short and sweet. Here's a list of little things that bother me:

1. Sharing spoons and straws.
     Forks, knives, and sporks are all fine. Somehow it's the idea of having to share a utensil that is used mostly by pressing one's lips against it really bothers me. I won't even share spoons with my immediate family.

2. When someone licks my ice cream.
     Again this goes back to the spoon idea. No one else's tongue belongs on my delectable combination of sugar, dairy, and rainbows.

3. When people make gross sounds with their mouths.
     What is worse than someone smacking their lips or swishing goodness-knows-what inside their mouths when I'm close enough to hear it? The answer is bad haircuts. Or someone licking my ice cream. But that's it! It's like, the third worst sound in existence.

4. Someone arguing with me about a topic that is purely opinion based.
     Now I don't mean those fun arguments that occur just for the humor of the situation. For example people arguing that country music is good is just hilarious. I'm talking about someone arguing with me that The Hills is a good show. Or that Twilight is well written. That's up to you. It really doesn't matter to me what your opinion on the subject is, so why would you care if I dislike it?

5. Poor grammar or spelling on facebook.
     I am a total hypocrite on this one. My English is still elementary at best. But when someone posts a status on facebook that looks like this:

     Read that status of the guy whose name is in black and burred. He spelled basically everything wrong.
     As a disclaimer I definitely spelled something wrong or used poor grammar at some point in this tirade. Haters gonna hate I guess. Or maybe YOLO is appropriate in this situation... I really don't get YOLO still.

6. YOLO
     What does that even mean? You only live once right? Shouldn't that mean you take care of yourself better and don't participate in stupid activities? Oh well.

7. Instagram.
     I never get as many likes as my artistically filtered photos of food deserve.

8. Bros.
     If your door has a sign on it that says, "No fat chicks," I don't like you. I use the term 'bro' as a replacement for a more offensive, yet situationally appropriate word that I won't put up on the interwebs.

9. Smells
     My nose is somewhat sensitive to scents and odors. I don't like things that smell bad. Or things that smell too strongly. Examples include paint, garbage, sewage, and that smell of potatoes that have been rotting on the floor for 2 months.

10. When people list their grievances.
     ... Dang it.

If you're taking the time to read this then you're the best internet followers I've ever had and I love you very much.

Wish us all luck with finals!
Moody




UPDATE:

This girl is trying sticking up for bad spelling, and we can't have that can we?